For a joke, and also to try and delve into the complex maze that is the human mind I greeted some of my msn contacts in the same way to see what their reactions would be. I said hello Spongebob[insert their name/nickname here]pants to them and recorded their reactions. Some questioned why I was saying it, some just carried on as if I always greeted them that way. Don't get me wrong, it was totally pointless. But meh to you all!

The Mighty Boosh says:

Hi Spongebob Paulpants

Qwerty0uk says:
hi

The Mighty Boosh says:
Hi Spongebob AllyPants

-ally- donna tartt beats you all says:
Hey

The Mighty Boosh says:

Hi Spongebob Skodapants

*Jon doesn't reply, ever*

The Mighty Boosh says:

Hi Spongebob Bonpants

Funshine says:
HA

*Funshine changes his msn screenname to Spongebob Bonpants*

The Mighty Boosh says:

Hi Spongebob Kazpants

(*) kaz (*) says:
lmfao

The Mighty Boosh says:

Hi Spongebob Edpants

Odd Appearances says:
good evening "insert some amusing pun on a cartoon characters name here"

The Mighty Boosh says:
Hi Spongebob Stevopants

(*) Matt (Y) (*) - V2005 - One amazing weekend!!!! says:
spongebob stevopants?

Best super hero [dog] ever?

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My Beautiful Monster

Your arms are like spider-webs your eyes are cold and dead
your smile haunts me as I lie awake in bed
more tired notions of something you may have said
your hair flows full of despair and dread
worse than Medusas stone stare
the halo above your head is broken and bent
I can't fight the demons, there's no escape from hell
My misery creates your imagery
you and I are the same like symmetry
an out of order sign hangs round my neck
you are reckless at best, now I'm under repair
your skin was pure and soft now you're covered in dust.