There's nothing at the top, nothing at the top, oh my fucking God there's nothing at the top,
I don't know what to put at the top, I don't know what to put at the top,
Oh come, there must be something I can put at the top...

Seriously though, what? A sexy picture of a celebrity? A feather? A cool looking title? John, you can't design me something can you? Some sort of an early beaver day present?