Things you never thought you would say to someone #1 (The question being "So are there any twisted dark secrets I don't know about you?"

-To which the reply was "I used to be a women"

Things you never think a girl would say to you #1 (After me asking "so, what about you?"

To which the reply was Long Pause "I used to be a man"

-Well, you had to be there. Grrrr.