If It's In The Game...
Why are video games giant EA GAMES sending me emails about their new Harry Potter game, it's not like i'm going to buy it but I will tell you all about it as i'm sure you all want to know. With such 'Kick Ass' features this game will 'Blow Your Mind';
Companion Play -- Play as Harry, Ron and Hermione to unlock the secrets of Hogwarts.
Face the Dementors -- Can you overcome the dreaded Azkaban guards?
Fly Buckbeak™ -- Fly the Hippogriff around the towers of Hogwarts.
All-New Spells -- Freeze creatures, control flame-breathing dragons and conjure a Patronus.
Stunning Graphics -- Best-ever graphics bring to life the world of Harry Potter in a way never seen before.
New Wizard Cards -- Enjoy a new set of Wizard Cards, including the Beings and Beasts cards.
The site is obviously intended for kids as it hilariously states
REQUIREMENTS:
PlayStation 2 videogame system
Television or compatible monitor
If only EA knew I was older than 12 they could have saved the time (which is probably only 0.3 of a second or something) and done something more constructive with it. That's all I have to say on the matter, now i'm off to Hogwarts...where did I leave my dam broom?
Companion Play -- Play as Harry, Ron and Hermione to unlock the secrets of Hogwarts.
Face the Dementors -- Can you overcome the dreaded Azkaban guards?
Fly Buckbeak™ -- Fly the Hippogriff around the towers of Hogwarts.
All-New Spells -- Freeze creatures, control flame-breathing dragons and conjure a Patronus.
Stunning Graphics -- Best-ever graphics bring to life the world of Harry Potter in a way never seen before.
New Wizard Cards -- Enjoy a new set of Wizard Cards, including the Beings and Beasts cards.
The site is obviously intended for kids as it hilariously states
REQUIREMENTS:
PlayStation 2 videogame system
Television or compatible monitor
If only EA knew I was older than 12 they could have saved the time (which is probably only 0.3 of a second or something) and done something more constructive with it. That's all I have to say on the matter, now i'm off to Hogwarts...where did I leave my dam broom?
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