Me If I Was A Stand Up Comedian Joke #2

So, wouldn't be just hilarious if Vin Diesel went into a petrol station and filled his car up with diesel I mean...come on! Yeah, pump 10...20 liters of your surname! Oh god sometimes I even make myself laugh! And those dam ties! What are they getting longer or something? Soon ill be wearing my penis round my neck and making love to my girlfriend with my tie and you just know that's not going to work. Am I right? Yeah!