It Burns!

So, after the tragic [Oh, for the love of Pickle!] fire at the Branston pickle factory, there has been the equally [or greater, depending on preference] tragic fire at the Kettle Chips factory. The fire at the pickle factory was blamed on halogen lights, but the cause of the fire at the Kettle chips factory was something far more obvious a manager was quoted as saying "We make chips and use oil, that's all I can say." Oh the hilarity! Presumably people are already panic buying crips and trying to flog them on eBay for stupidly high prices [see here]