Shoot The Fucker

I was at the Zoo the other day, and among the things I could be bothered to log in my mind, including the seemingly heavily sedated wolves and cheetah's Poke him, go on poke him and see if he playfully toys with your hand in his mouth and having a vulture almost decapitate my dad in an ariel display of how wonderful [read: Deadly] some birds are, was this little gem:

Little Innocent naive Kid: Mummy I'm bored, the Zoo is boring. The penguins aren't even moving

Not So Innocent and naive Mummy: Well, why don't we go shoot them?

L. I. N. K.: Yay!

-Sure, I'm pretty sure the woman was just making a joke at the expense of her innocent naive and probably stupid and illiterate child but, it made my day.