Random Simpsons Quotes
Ralph: Me fail English? That's unpossible.
Homer: Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what separates us from the animals ... except the weasel.
Homer: Lisa, would you like a donut?
Lisa: No thanks. Do you have any fruit?
Homer: This has purple in it. Purple is a fruit.
Chief Wiggum: This is Papa Bear. Put out an APB for a male suspect, driving a... car of some sort, heading in the direction of, uh, you know, that place that sells chili. Suspect is hatless. Repeat, hatless.
Woman: Well, you certainly broke up that meeting.
Mcbain: Right now I'm thinking about holding another meeting...In bed.
My (probably) all time favorite? Ralph: Hi, Super Nintendo Chalmers!
Homer: Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what separates us from the animals ... except the weasel.
Homer: Lisa, would you like a donut?
Lisa: No thanks. Do you have any fruit?
Homer: This has purple in it. Purple is a fruit.
Chief Wiggum: This is Papa Bear. Put out an APB for a male suspect, driving a... car of some sort, heading in the direction of, uh, you know, that place that sells chili. Suspect is hatless. Repeat, hatless.
Woman: Well, you certainly broke up that meeting.
Mcbain: Right now I'm thinking about holding another meeting...In bed.
My (probably) all time favorite? Ralph: Hi, Super Nintendo Chalmers!
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Homer: I'm stupid! Stupid like a fox!
Lisa: We are the MTV generation. We feel neither highs nor lows.
Homer: Really? What's that like?
Children: Enh.
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