Shock-Doc

So there was a shockumentary on t'other night, about coke and how it's going to be the death of us all and not as I had assumed genetically enhanced giant super monkeys. Anyway they stated that there was 24 teaspoons of sugar in a can of coke, but after some research I think it's actually more like 10, so I don't know where Trev McDonald got the other 14 from (maybe hiding in his beard?) Also diet coke contains a substance 20 times sweeter than sugar than can possibly cause cancer (yeah, fuck). So is coke the new cigarettes? Hardly, but drink responsibly and go to the dentist...if you can actually find a dentist practice to go to!