Who Let The Dogs Out?

If you haven't heard the hilarious story yet or just want to hear it again and mock me, then carry on reading;

Yes Embrace were amazing, Morning Runner were suitably legendary too but before them, and before that band we thought were rubbish and also before the hotdogs there was getting in to the damn gig. We had the tickets, so all that stopped us from getting into the gig was Cerberus. Okay fine it was a passive drugs dog and it only had one head. But yeah, the dog thought I was carrying some stuff, fuck I don't even know what said stuff is and I don't want to. I had to empty my pockets for a cop (a similar event occurred when Alex and I saw Feeder at the National Indoor Arena). I resented giving them my name and address, when I hadn't even committed a crime, but there you go...It had to happen to somebody, so laugh it up.

Note: An alternative title for this post was "The Drugs Don't Work, Not That You Have Any"