Please sir, can you spare some change cold hard cash?

On the aforementioned London trip, so we're outside Harrods (not lost, but not really knowing where we are going) a foreign lady clutching a child in a blanket approaches us..."Do you have money for my baby?" To which I replied "yes but only if you get down on your knees beg, and kiss my shoes" Actually I said "no, sorry" and began walking faster not looking back as we heard the same lady ask some more people for money behind us. But the killer thing was and the only reason I'm posting this is, I'm pretty sure the baby was actually a doll. :O

it probably had some chord at the back of its head which if you pulled it would say "My mommy is rich, she has a house in Kensington but steals from ignorant rich fools of tourists that visit the capital" Well, that or "wahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"