Raised By Beavers: Excerpts from the unpublished autobiography of Justin Leigh Shough

I was cruising through Fakenham last night, happily minding my own business when I met what looked like the scene from LOTR: TTT at the battle for Helms Deep. It was in fact just 6 kids, 3 either side of the road with a box full of eggs (and flour probably), I then tried to speed up but it was too late, they swung their orc like arms back at pelted me with eggs. Had I not been in the WR van I possibly may have been slightly aggrieved.