Don't Play Like A Bitch Shough

Sorry I haven't played (posted) in ages, I have nothing of worth to say and nothing of un-worth to say either, I do like Zoe though, in a "she probably doesn't care kind of way" maybe I should do something about it this time before she explodes.

Don't play like a bitch Mario

Even if you're not that into video games this is pretty funny. The Dreamcast 2? Frankly there's a greater probability that Doherty will give up teh drugs.

Things I Did While On Holiday Last Week:

• Watch Silent Hill at le cine
• Brake a mirror (But I have total disregard for luck so I don't care so much)
• Spent too much money on cds and dvds
• Spent too much time listening/watching cds/dvds
• Bowling, with dad who totally thrashed me 2 games to 1
• Played on Xbox Live and tried to kill as many americans and or Germans as I could on Ghost Recon
• Went to the dentist, my mouth still hurts...the horror
• Wished I had another week off work.
  

Crazy Eye Man

Today I had like some weird twitch in/under my eye, I have had it before briefly but it lasted for about an hour on and off today. It's almost like cramp but not quite, not really painful but very uncomfortable. I had a look in the mirror too, to see what was going down and you could see the skin under my left eye moving...sort of contracting like a muscle or something freakish. Anyway it has stopped now but I thought i'd share with you my crazy eyeball adventure. I can see by the mortified look on your face you wanted to know (it doesn't actually look bad or anything, barely noticeable fo' sure)

Well, that was rubbish.

So today I wondered what would happen if you wrote your entire post in the title field

What Came First, Chip Or Pin?

It was the fucking egg dammit! Anyway, the hilarious chip and pin related news is that there is this guy who comes to the petrol station that gets a letter from his bank (he wouldn't say what bank, maybe he thought I wanted to steal from him) every time he uses his card at the pfs that says "Have you forgotten your pin?" Hilarious because we haven't even got C+P yet. However when I quizzed him about the number of letters he had recieved and why he doesn't try using another card or paying by cash OR fucking telling the bank, he suddenly didn't want to talk about it anymore and left. So who knows, the truth is out there!

RHCP

Red Hot Chili Peppers new album Stadium Arcadium is beautiful, amazing, funky, glorious. It's two cds Mars and Jupiter, 28 tracks long. I can't, won't go into detail about how good it is, you just have to find out for yourself. The guitar playing on this cd eclipses that of 7 genetically enhanced super jimi hendrix's (well maybe not, but i'm making a point). Seriously amazing.

Have a cluckety cluck cluck day

Lost contines to confuse and excite, it's bloody brilliant actually! Also brilliant: the fact that this country has a side in the UEFA cup final tonight (Middlesbrough) and in the final of the champions league (hail the almighty Arsenal) I urge you all to watch both, Happy 22 Muff, have a cluckety cluck cluck day.

Bang Bang, My Baby Exploded Me Down

9 hours left of the current run of 24, and anything could happen.

It's okay Nicole, I still love him too.
Also, M:I:III is pretty legendary! Heres looking forward to the inevitable M:I:IV

I Dislike It When People Call Me;

Love
Honey
Copper
Fuck Face
Jason
Duck

Most are context sensitive it has to be said, and it depends whom is calling me what, example A] sexy young ladywoman calls me Honey-I have no problems with this.
Example B] some creepy old lady with more facial hair than you could ever grow calls me Honey-This I find unacceptable, call me nothing and get a fucking bic razor or something.
Also: It's also okay for Ally to call me fuckface, but only because she stresses "it's a compliment"

New Musical Express

Music rant---> Right now I hate;

The Kooks (really hate them)
Corinne Bailey Rae (with vengeance)
Jose Gonzalez (though there is a 1/4 chance I may come to like him)
The Streets (Never Went To Church, the "best" song off the new album is awful itself)

Right now I like;

The Raconteurs (Jack White's new supergroup)
The Like (fit girl band that can play)
The Zutons (Why Won't You Give Me Your Love is excellent)
The Flaming Lips (<3 them)

How about this for a fuck up too:

Will Young has been voted the most popular British artist of all time by commercial radio listeners in the UK. The former Pop Idol winner beat a host of legendary acts including The Beatles (34), Pink Floyd (11), Oasis (9) and Coldplay (4).

Beverley Fucking Knight is at number 10! Paul McCartney at 3? He should be at 34, with The Beatles in his place. The top two shouldn't even be in the top 20! Simply Red? Go to hell! Arctic Monkeys at 12? Why? Why? Below is the list for you to get angry about just as I did, I can only imagine what you think about this. It proves one thing anyway, that commercial radio listeners in the UK know shit.

1 Will Young
2 Robbie Williams
3 Paul McCartney
4 Spice Girls
5 Coldplay
6 Sugababes
7 Take That
8 Gorillaz
9 Oasis
10 Beverley Knight
11 Pink Floyd
12 Arctic Monkeys
13 Simply Red
14 Jamiroquai
15 George Michael
16 Kaiser Chiefs
17 James Blunt
18 Girls Aloud
19 Keane
20 Sir Elton John



Also, staying on the music subject. It can to my attention that bands are choosing increasingly crazy/long names for their bands, why is this? Are all the normal/short names gone? Anyway I can't be bothered to really elaborate on this further so here are three band names to back up my theory:

dirty pretty things
Be Your Own Pet
we are scientists

->All good names actually, and good bands too from what I have heard.

£

How much does everyone pay for car insurance? You don't have to be specific if you don't want to be, £467.25 it cost me this time with 4 years no claims. It would have been £80ish cheaper but I wanted to protect my no claims bonus. So, comment if you can be bothered and tell me how i'm being totally screwed by Churchill Car Insurance (who actually last year were by far the cheapest around) or weap as you realize I pay less than you (unlikely) though obviously we all have different cars so none of this means anything really!

Accessibility?

I hadn't noticed this gif before today (on the comments) so what is the deal with it?

THEY ARE SCIENTISTS

Shit fuck! WE ARE SCIENTISTS are at the UEA (woot) but they sold out (toow)

"This week We Are Scientists knocked Artic Monkeys off the NME singles chart top spot, with the single ‘Nobody Move Nobody Gets Hurt’!

So the anti monkeys as they shall be known from now on are some kind of quality, I can only hope UEA decide they can force another 100 people into the venue or something and release some more tickets.

Also: Orson are at the waterfront, yo

Collectors World

Today I went to a place called Collectors World, with my parents and nan. It was like a drug fueled fucked up tour de force of the last couple of hundred years, and much of it was to do with Charles Dickens (for some reason). Anyway, they had strobe lighting there and it was so crazy-(no, not delicious)-delerious that I was disorientated to the max. Anyway I suggest you never go there yourself, unless you want to imagine what it would be like to be in Doctor Who's tardis while it explodes from the inside...actually that sounds legendary...lets go!