I feel strangely hypnotised

Moowahahaha!

So I was a mere 96p from going over my overdraft this month, this of course would be more hilarious if you knew what my overdraft is but then some things are better left un said.

ZB

Word on the street is that the next series of Scrubs will be Zach Braff's last, it isn't clear whether they would continue without him but obviously if they do they should all be shot. Hopefully they can end with a strong series and go out with a bang, it's the way The Todd would have wanted it ;)

It's a funny feeling, not really
Comfort me, cos I'm hearing violins
In the streets, friends I meet say
It's all over this town

The way you cheat, the way you lie
The way you want me to die
All over this
All over this
All over this town

The way you drive through the night
With a gun, me in your sights
All over this
All over this
All over this town

I'm caught in your headlights
No escape, move too late
And I'm hearing violins, in my head
In my bed,
Cause it's all over this town
And that does get around

The way you cheat
The way you lie
The way you want me to die
All over this
All over this
All over this town

The way you drive through the night
With a gun, me in your sights
All over this
All over this
All over this town

So many questions, floating around
But for the moment, hide underground

The way you cheat
The way you lie
The way you want me to die
All over this
All over this
All over this town

The way you drive through the night
With a gun, me in your sights
All over this
All over this
All over this town

MP3 Of The Weep

World Spins Madly On By The Weepies. If you want to weep, listen to this now, even if you don't want to, it's a pretty song.

Zoe is back tuesday!!!11 <3

MP3 Of The Week

Israel Kamakawiwo'ole - Somewhere Over The Rainbow-What A Wonderful World

Yeah I was WTF too when my dad said to download this, but it's totally inspiring.

Scrubz:5

Series 5 of Scrubs has started poorly, the jokes aren't as good or as frequent and some of the sentiment seems more tacked on to the end of episodes than before where it actually fitted. It was suggested it may have been the last run of the show, but it's official there will be a series 6, I just hope things improve. Zach Braff himself has stated things are very much geered towards "stoner comedy" now and i'm not sure that's the show I liked. Bring back Ben Sullivan in a prequel or something, do it!!!

Tidy

So I "tidied" up the area around my computer today, and by that I mean I chucked loads of bits of paper and crap into a plastic bag and threw it in one of my mums cupboards. Only, she found it and went ape. "what the hell, you call that tidying up, your just moving crap from one place to another" -she said something like that anyway. But and maybe it's just me, or because I am a man, but I don't see the harm in making an area that is visable clean, and putting something away to a place where nobody has to see it . Anyway she tried to make me sort the bag of things out and decide what I wanted and what got be thrown away/shredded but I just chucked it in my wardrobe upstairs-never to be seen again, bwahahahaha!

Time is a valuable thing Watch it fly by as the pendulum swings Watch it count down to the end of the day The clock ticks life away

Yep, time. I don't understand it. Do you? Why when your having the best fucking time of your life does it go real-quick but when your on your own wishing your girlfriend wasn't in a different part of Europe to you does it have to drag like hell? You don't have to comment on this post and actually answer me, lets face it nobody really knows. Oh Bernard, you had it so easy with your watch, can't you let me borrow it sometime? Shut up, I didn't want your stupid watch anyway.

Squeak!

So my car has a squeak, when I brake, but also when i'm not braking and it's quite random, sometimes it's there and sometimes not so much. Anyway your job is to comment on this post and tell me what you think the cause/origin of the squeak is and when I eventually get around to finding out (i'm waiting on my uncles friend who works for the AA to service my car and shizzle) I will let you know, and no Alex there are no mice living inside of my car (im assuming you thought of something hilarious like that)

I Like Cheesecake

The Hoff

So Teh Hoff is now promoting Pipex it seems, he's certainly fronting their new advertising campaign anyway. Well done Pipex, It doesnt matter how many airports or Wimbledon tournaments The Hoff turns up at drunk he still has that certain something, that X-Factor, that pulling power, and I bet people are just steam-rolling their way to sign up for Pipex's service now, and I say this with no hint of sarcasam or irony at all.